If we were having coffee, the first thing I’d tell you is that I’m just a wee bit intoxicated right now.
Not that that’s exceptionally important, but it’s how I roll…as in, I generally do not withhold the fact that I’m intoxicated when I am, indeed, intoxicated.
That Jameson and lime was really strong. Whoops!
(Really, I’m just a little tipsy right now. Nothing to worry about, folks!)
Well, now that that’s been established.
Oh baby, it’s been quite the week!
If we were having coffee, I’d tell you all about how I got dumped this week! On my lunch break on Thursday. Remember that date I went on last week? Well, he called me on Thursday while I was at work and since I was working, I missed the call…but I called him back on my lunch break…and he dumped me.
I honestly didn’t know it was a thing to dump people after one date. It was an incredibly awkward conversation. He assured me that I was an awesome person but that we were in two entirely different points in our lives and that it was best if we didn’t see each other anymore. I think he thought I was going to cry or something. I was like, “dude, we went on one date. I’m not even looking for anything long term right now. You’re just thinking way too much about this. Don’t worry about it.”
So, no more dates for me!
eh, well, it’s fine. I’m really okay with it.
If we were having coffee, I’d tell you about how I’m getting closer and closer to being on top of things for Thailand, which is making me feel really good about leaving in six weeks. I needed to get a background check done by my local police department, and I accomplished that on Tuesday. I’ve also ordered my University transcripts, which I need to prove my degree once I get to Thailand. A Bachelor’s degree is needed to teach English over there so not only will I need to bring my transcripts, but also my diploma. I now need to start getting serious about shopping for school appropriate clothes to wear while teaching as well as a few other items that will be useful to have.
If we were having coffee, I’d talk about the guest post of mine that was published this week (if you weren’t already aware of it by now). This post is something I’m super proud of and I have a lot to say about it. It’s a topic that is really important to me right now and if you’ve already read it, I asked if you have any comments for me. If you haven’t read it, I’d probably passive aggressively hint that you should read it. Because let’s face it, “Minnesota Nice” is just a pleasant way of saying that us Minnesotans are passive aggressive as hell.
If we were having coffee, I’d be about ready to pass it off to you–and I’d ask you, do you have anything to share over coffee?
This post is part of the Weekend Coffee Share link up at Part Time Monster.